If you miss the con she's on
you can meet her at next con
Cheryl Morgan seems to visit everyone.
She gives there a talk or few,
was seen tossing Jordan, too
and with her we always all have so much fun.
Travelling across the globe,
visiting the cons of old,
seeing fandom at its worst and at its best.
Moving on from con to con,
catch her now, 'cause soon she's gone,
so much travelling does not give her much rest.
She is one, she is two, she is three, she is four, she is 500 cons away
from home. Away from home, away from home, away from home, away from home,
she is 500 cons away from home.